Jeff Shim
Posted by Jonathan Ng | Filed under Uncategorized
After my colleagues saw my previous post, Jeff was particularly upset about the poor publicity he got. His name was only mentioned once, hardly anything compared to the “coverage” Aunty Iris got. He suggested introducing each of the colleagues, one by one. So here’s an entire post, dedicated to my dear friend, Jeff Shim.
Jeff is a processing executive at Kone. He’s also a Customer Data Expert (CDE, or sometimes just ABC) and almost, almost an Excel Expert. Don’t be fooled by the fancy titles though, I’m a Data Migration Analyst myself :p
Jeff is a low maintenance guy - so all his pay can go to girls. He doesn’t eat meat, and here’s what he had at a steamboat: plate fulls of mee and vegetable. I bet they think he’s the best customer - very profitable.
Lunch/dinner is never “complete” without Jeff. Be warned though, he left Iris with cramps in the facial muscles and my stomach hurted constantly from the laughing. Sharon laughed till she ended up coughing. He jokes around a lot, and his facial expression alone is enough to make you ROFLMAO.
Sorry about the blurry picture ladies. But there’s great news! Jeff is single and available!! He’s also an occasional “freelancer”, though he lacks proper advertising/marketing. So here’s my parting gift to you dear friend, a simple advert:
Here’s to Jeff, one of the most interesting characters I’ve met at Kone.
p/s: the first picture on top is one the best pictures I took during dinner, more on that later..
